Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Brown Water Tactical partners with USRF in Joint Operations Afghanistan

Brown Water Tactical is proud to announce the contract with USRF
-AP Press Release Nov 10, 2009

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday before Nascar Qualification Time.

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